From Kaliph

Well, I suppose the time has come to defend myself. I mean, I can't just sit down and let my name be tarnished without the people knowing the truth.

As you may have heard, and for others.. as you may not know, since Lisa kept this a secret. I, Kaliph Heron, your former Hokage was ejected and banned for extremely shady reasons, Empty accusations and unjust reasons that had no actual proof.

Lisa has been telling people that I was booted for setting up SPIES in Leaf and putting down SPYBOTS in the sim. For one, she has no proof that it's mine. And two, I made the Konoha Military Police Force to have Watchmen actively patrol the whole sim, so they can play the part of junior police/ANBU and make daily reports of what goes on in Konoha. Why would I need spies? That's just a little overkill. People in the Police group trusted me and informed me of what went on in Leaf when "high ranks" were not around.

Now, Lisa never made clear to people who really put up the spybots, nor if I actually authorized/known about it. She has no concrete proof, as of now.. these are all just allegations. Meaning, until proven guilty.. I am innocent.

Another Empty accusation, was that I am a traitor to Konoha. How? Some have heard I was booted because I wanted "more power", umm.. what else "power" could I ask having become a Feudal Lord and Hokage already? I sure as hell don't like the title of Feudal Queen. >_>

Anyway, all jokes aside.. being Lord and Hokage, I already had "power" and perms to do whatever I wanted.. if I were to "destroy and betray" Konoha, I think I would have done it a looooonnnngggg time ago and never pretended or acted like I wanted to "save" it by helping people, sticking it out when others wanted to leave and keeping village interest when most people thought "Leaf is Dead". That would just be hypocritical and a waste of time.

She's also been saying that I could have been paid to destroy Konoha, another empty accusation she also pointed at the previous Hokage, Nattefrost Saiman. Now, if we were paid large sums to destroy Konoha, I think we would have done it a.s.a.p. and never kicked around the bush. Also, I would like to make it clear that I only have 27L$ on my account. And no, I have never been paid to do anything against Leaf. Does she even have any REAL, CONCRETE, HARD evidence with all these alleged betrayal? Hmm... if she's keeping quiet and trying best to keep this a secret, I think there's really no evidence.. right?

Actions speak louder than words. And for the people in Konoha who spent some time and wasted away in the village, I'm pretty sure they know what's really going on here.

Let me tell you the "truth" on how this whole thing started. First, Lisa offered me to marry her in return for gaining power and "ruling over all" which I respectfully declined. I was only a Sannin then. One day I just received the notice that I was being appointed to Hokage position, which I have to admit.. sounded kind of good and given the state Leaf was at, I didn't decline. Now after that, things were all dandy and fine, Lisa told me I could do as I see fit to "fix Leaf" and that I had full control. At least that's what she made it seem or tell people. But behind the scenes she always urged me to get her decision first and if she had any "dirtywork" like ejecting innocent members or asking people ridiculous stuff or declining perfectly good ideas, I would be the one ordered to do it so I get the "blame" and she stays an "angel".

One day, as some of you may have heard.. there was a Sex Scandal were Lisa was seen by people being in a sexbed with other members, while they asked people to strip and become strippers or prostitutes. Where they ran naked in the village, where they ran naked in other villages, griefing and basically making a mockery out of everyone in the village who tried to help and defend it from its detractors. When Beltran Kish previously asked for the revival of the Aburame Clan, Lisa declined saying there's already "too many clans", but the next day.. she went and ok'd Riccardo Jewell's BDSM Clan and even charged people to get into the "BDSM Dungeon/SexCave". Now I never authorized any of this and got massive complaints about how Sex has no place in Konoha, specially with the amount of children/underaged residents that go here. Furthermore, it was just unethical. I asked Lisa about this and she denied any involvement with actual sex even though people witnessed it. She also said the BDSM Clan was only a joke, when I asked her to disband it for the benefit of Konoha.. and she promised not to allow anything like that to happen again.

I believed it until she moved her stuff over at the Shinto Temple underground where she, Everwinter Brody and Chavo Delcon played DCS combat, using guns and grenades and whathaveyou. I tried to talk to her about it not being right and how it's just a bad example for people. She asked me if I was the sim owner. So basically she wanted to send the message that if you're friends with high people and if you are a high rank.. you can break the rules and do anything you want.

I also informed her that I received a report Chavo and his wife were naked under the temple, doing "kinky stuff". This prompted a meeting between the four of us, where I talked to them about using guns/DCS, ghostbuster AVs and the newest sexcapade in Konoha. Which Lisa agreed will not happen anymore, conveniently though.. Chavo and Everwinter managed to lie themselves out of it and then with Lisa's leadership, they ganged up on me in that very same meeting making me look like I'm the bad guy. I kept it civil, reminded them of our duties and responsibilities and left without incident.

Hours later, they still kept hounding me.. making it look like I lied about the whole thing. So I provided proof and rezzed the Sexually Implicit Picture where Chavo and his wife was half naked in a hot tub under the Shinto Temple.. which was a part of Konoha, and can easily be seen by anyone who is curious enough. After that, they flamed me for rezzing it in public, which may have been an over reaction on my part.. but if Chavo was telling the truth in the first place, he didn't have to worry about it right? Wrong. They said I was the liar, when they were the ones lying through their teeth. I do admit I might have over reacted for rezzing the pic in public, but at the time.. things were really boiling to a degree. And I am sorry for this Chavo.. but I dont see it as a grounds for being unjustly ejected and banned without warning.

So things got done, we had another meeting. I sent a notice about Everwinter Brody's gun proposal that Lisa supposedly already ok'd. According to village response, they didn't like it. And Lisa didn't like that I was "attacking" her fiancee Everwinter Brody. In the meeting, I promptly quit being the Hokage, but said I would remain in the group to resume my older positions. She didn't want to, and asked if I would take the title back, given some terms and conditions. One of which was all past issues were to remain in the past and we would move on, to fixing the village instead of getting caught in petty drama/issues. So it was settled.

The next day, I was surprised to find out that people who NEVER knew about this incident suddenly knew about it. Which means someone broke the agreement that things were settled and to be left in the past. Hours later, I find out that there was a secret ANBU meeting where I wasn't informed/invited so Lisa can plant suspicion to the minds of the people that I put up chat spy scripts/bots and that I was betraying Konoha. Umm.. how/what/when? Proof of this? Was this a valid accusation? Or was this all part of an elaborate plot to once again kick out a leader that became "defiant" of the owner's personal wishes?

Since then, she cast doubt among everyone.. talking to people individually. To make it seem that I had betrayed Konoha and planted those spybots myself. Furthermore, she drove me on the brink of stress.. so I turned to my closest friends.. or so I thought.. to talk about ideas and what might/could happen in the event that Lisa's evil plot worked on me. I asked Erebos Miasma if he would stay on my side, and help me in my issue with Lisa. He said he would and that he would support me all the way because I was the person who got him started in Leaf, at a time when nobody gave a damn about newbies or visitors. So, I felt compelled and secure that I had my Great friend's support.. becaue I was under the impression Friends were supposed to be honest.

Oh how honest he was, when the next day I log on I find out that I've been ejected and banned, for no apparant CLEAR reason. They have no evidence that I owned those spies, in fact they have no basis at all. Well, Lisa's new reason was.. Erebos told her my "evil plan of betraying Konoha" and that I would leave soon, asking him to bring KoRPs with him when it happened. Sure enough, I found out that my words were twisted and I was betrayed by the people I trusted, helped and served.

Oh lord. Lol. How ironic.

History speaks for itself. Leaders have left or have been unrightly booted before.. all issues and incidents only have one COMMON DENOMINATOR.. and yes, it was Lisa Jester. Anytime someone tries to fix things and act independently of Lisa's influence, that person will most certainly get kicked out, banned or forced to leave. When Lisa finds no more potential use for you, or if she feels you have grown independent of her clutches.. she will discard you and throw you away like yesterday's trash.

People like TokenBlack, Nattefrost, Ayla and Yoshikuni were only lucky enough to leave before Lisa stabbed them in the back. Either way, Nattefrost and others like him were "forced" to leave, as evidenced by Lisa's horrible lies and unethical plots that she tries to get "village loyalists" to do. I may not agree with the views and personal feelings of these people, but I can see and understand now, the struggle and pain they went through.. after putting their HEART and SOUL into this village.. for free. On their own time and volition.. they were treated like crap when shit hit the fan. No pun intended.

Now what's the real reason Kaliph got quietly ejected and banned? Was it because I attacked her inner circle of followers? Was it because I was suspected of being a spy? Was it because I was betrayed and made to look like a traitor? Was it because I started thinking independently? Or was it because I never married Lisa to "rule over all"?

Anyway, this is just some food for thought and information about the reality in Konoha. I have documented proof of these lies and I have proof of Lisa's unethical decisions. If you want to see it, just drop an IM.

I really wanted to make this work, and fix a "dying village".. unfortunately, history and current events forced me to conclude that the only way to "Save Leaf" was to ultimately save it from itself.

Now for the people who aren't really informed of the behind-the-scenes decision making in Konoha, all you have to do to rank up without doing the official route, is suck up to Lisa. Become her personal spy, tell her what she needs to know, tell her what she wants to hear. Tell her she's beautiful.. tell her she's hot.. tell her she's great. Anything. All you need is to get on Lisa's good side, do some of her dirty work.. suck up to her. And you will become your desired rank in no time. Well, if you don't wanna go through all that trouble, just donate a lot or BUY yourself the ANBU tag. Well, buying a rank alone won't get you nowhere. You still need to suck up to her, even just a little.

I have personally seen this happen, and to a degree.. I'm ashamed to say that I may have contributed and/or done nothing when she asked me to break our own codes and rules.

For the new people I tried to help and recruit/teach.. looks like you'll have to move on without me guys. Heh, sorry. And for those I've known, the real friends and real people.. thanks for the memories. It has been great serving you guys.. and knowing you.. yes even those that misunderstand me or I've treated wrong, I guess it was just the nature of the beast. I still loved you no matter what. Lol.

I am sorry Hidden Leaf.. but now, we have the chance to be.. free.

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Due to issues, differences and points of view.. I have been thinking it's best to step down from being the active Hokage, as I think someone else can try and make something good out of it. With that in mind, before I retire from this duty.. I have three things I want respected as my final orders.

The first of which is, to have Chuunin exams, so that the graduates can help usher in new Genin and old Chuunin/Jounin can be tested for rank advancement and ANBU qualification. One idea, is to use land altering jutsu to make a maze, that will be able to help in training and testing new students and Genin.

Also, I have a list of people that I've personally tested and seen help the village and become active, to the best that they can. It's quite a bunch, but I am not authorized to release it.

Second, is to find and groom a successor for the title. Maybe have regular lessons/training.. to see who can rise up fit to become worthy..

And lastly, the third order was to make the Hokage elections after I officially step down from office. This way, the village's voice can be heard and some of our older/experienced/hard-working members will have a chance.

So there you go, I will only leave the Hokage title but I still want to help the village and RP, resuming all my old activities before I became Kage. Thank you, and goodnight.

Elvis has left the building.

**Addendum**

Unfortunately, I was forced to step down because of some cooked up plot that I "attacked the village" and tried to destroy the sim. Which is basically, is a false accussation disguised as a way to create some conflict and back me in a corner to force me out.

Of course, before all the "conflict" Lisa knows I wanted to step down, because I've told her. And all she needed to do was ask me. She said I'll have a choice to leave on my own terms and she'll wait for my notecard.

But, as we all know. As always, when I was offline, Lisa went ahead and demoted me with a false notice saying I stepped down without my consent or approval.

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Anyways, this was that final notecard that never made it.

The Rokudaime Hokage,
Kaliph Heron.

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As you may now know, the previous Hokage of the Uchiha, was assassinated by the current Hokage under the command of the Feudal Queen and the Feudal Lord. Fortunately, the current Hokage doesn't know how to spell and made a mistake in naming a jutsu, giving the previous Hokage, time to fake his own death, knowing that the inept Senju will not figure it out.

After this disgraceful duty, the Senju Hokage and Feudal Rulers made it a point to paint the Uchiha Hokage into a bad guy, claiming he betrayed the village. But, little do they know, that the most loyal shinobi of the Hidden Leaf, had one more mission up his sleeve. Maybe even the most important and greatest mission of all.

And so the disgraced Hokage, gathered all of the most loyal Konoha shinobi to partake in the last hurrah..

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This final shinobi mission is not for the destruction of Konoha itself or its members. Everyone of us who are participating in this operation, are the most loyal and hardworking Hidden Leaf Village shinobi/member you can find.

After trying to stick it out and DESPERATELY helping the village through thick and thin and reviewing all the compelling evidence compiled in the Hidden Files notecards of Konoha's dark history, we eventually came to the conclusion. There is only one way to SAVE LEAF.

And that is to save it from itself. Save it from its corrupt ruler.

We are not doing this as a terrorist act against the village we all love. We are doing this to save the people and the village from further pain, struggle and exploitation.

Given all the files released, it is up to you to make your own decision and see the Truth behind this cruel illusion. An excuse for a community, which in reality is nothing but one rich girl's fantasy playground. All of you are not shinobi, you are ninja toys for Lisa to play with, in her imaginary Doll House.

Remember.. I am loyal to the Hidden Leaf.

Not Lisa Jester.

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The Hidden Leaf will be reborn, out of this revolution.